[Doug]

Originally Posted by JohnW

OK you two, ganging up on me. Let me just say again. In a Limerick, the first two lines rhyme with each other, the third and fourth lines rhyme with each other and the fifth (last) line is supposed to rhyme with the first and second lines not the third and fourth as you two gangsters have it. So, up your kilts with two thistles!

Bl***y hell John, them two thistles hurt like B******.

I won't be having another go at you. lol. I hope you had a nice one.