[Stanleymad]

Originally Posted by Doug

Alas my friend I fear not, although I am a really good looking bloke I am afraid that the only bulge below the belt is constantly over shadowed by the bulge above it, and the only package I have was delivered this morning by the postman. However, if there are any ladies out there who could do with a good laugh in lieu of a donation to the S.O.S fund I will happily humiliate myself for the cause.

oh dear, ding dang doug.............