[Doug]

Originally Posted by Wynonie Harris

It's these new contact lenses, Mr Y...which is why I completely ignored you, Cashy and Alfred E. for a full five minutes in the Oak Lea earlier. Also, I was a little nervous, as I was standing only a few feet away from the fragrant Marcelle!

B*gger fragrant; did you not approach this enticement and demand to know just what is being done in the name of our Accrington Stanley. This is just typical of an aging man to be drawn from his sworn quest by such a creature of le Fay.

Next time sir, ask the ****** what she’s up too…………



P.S.

Photos sir, did you get a photo of the wrench....