So the Fire brigade are in on a plot to give our children cancer by fitting smoke alarms and positioning them outside the kids bedrooms...... what a complete load of tripe, you really ought to get out more and stop believing every conspiracy theory that comes your way. Where else would any sensible person put a smoke alarm ? Summat to do with smoke rising and triggering the alarm I think.......
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At first I felt a liitle bit sorry for you, obviously care in the community has failed, but you are more worrying than the average loony, if anyone wants their grey cells examining on here it's you!