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Old 11-10-2009, 07:24   #43
yonmon
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Re: Today's Programme

THANK FOR THE REMINDER CARPON!!...I wasn't going to bother , what with Sabbath Observance and all that....BUT!!..



"Marcelle Gioconda, the well known 'Clayton Ender' and 'Trainee Ultra'...takes time off from her crafty Full-time Capstan Full-Strength and an accompanying shot of WKD to smile ...enigmatically ?...upon hearing the news that Accrington Stanley's Joint Chairperson is about to reveal just when, where, and how, he will keep his pledge, made to her and all supporters of the club...."I assure you that I will not let Accrington Stanley fold again.".....Her features however don't fully portray her feelings !. Having just watched her beloved 'Reds' simply thrash Cheltenham Town with style..she wonders how anyone would possibly want to deny her and all the other Fans, but most of all John Coleman and his fine squad, the opportunity to carry on being a successful Football League Team !!.

She leaves the ground, clutching her 'free' Meat and Potato Pie to her breast, for a date with her boy-friend, a painter and decorator from Huncoat, one Leo Davinchy..and feels that life isn't so bad after all!!
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'LEST WE FORGET !!!'

ps...(Alfred,E, says 'I bet Carpon'll think twice in future!!!)

Last edited by yonmon; 11-10-2009 at 07:27. Reason: possibly too cynical!
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