[Tealeaf]

I can see your angle, Kipax.....you want to wrangle your way into being the official photographer for the night...clear up £5 for every piccy you take from every drugged-up punter.

As regards saying "Hello and Welcome"...how the hell am I supposed to do that to an advert? I'm sure the chap/chapess behind it is a nice person, but that does'nt stop them from spouting rubbish.