[Tealeaf]

Originally Posted by Country Club

"So sorry, that press release was taken from a national campaign > we organise coaches from across the region to come to Country Club Events. - i forgot to make it more local. "Halfway between Rishton & York" is that better? You were barred in 1975 > i do hope its still in place!

I make halfway between Rishton & York to lie somewhere the otherside of Skipton...good..keep it there

There will be 'turntabalists' not DJ's there on the day. Along with other 'live' music involving congos, bongos, trumpets, tronbones, boubles bass, guitars, pianos to name but a few....."

What the hell is a "Turmtabalist"? A fancy name for a drug dealer? A Afgan Lesbian Hindu Carpenter? pray tell...this could be interesting..

Main Entry: turntablist
Pronunciation: 't@rn teI ,blIst
Function: noun
Definition: a performing artist who uses phonograph turntables to manipulate sound and create music; a practitioner of turntablism
Source (dictionary.com)

This is the funniest nonsense I've seen on here in weeks....you can't be serious?


Wait a few secs and ill reply to your earlier post.


Tell us more about these "Turntabalists"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Im not going to start bashing out their CV's because none of it will ping in your brain. Read the Accrington Observer this Friday.

Oh Dear. Must I?