[Exile on Spencer St]

I'm fighting back the tears of joy and gratitude at the openness, generosity and effort of our new chairman. Was it really only less than a year ago that Stanley was still in the vice-like grip of the previous regime, with all its apparent bullying, secrecy and financial chicanery.
To paraphrase what's 'is name, "Can we do it? Yes, we Khan!"
Let me think about this. £250 on a yet another load of plastic tat this year, or a share of t'Stanley as the best Xmess present a kid could have.