[Guinness]

Yup, thats what you, me and the taxpayers of Europe are paying for our new unelected president of the United States of Europe.

And just who is this president? Why its a Belgian bloke whose own sister considers him a clown.

As for the second in command....thats...(cue fanfare)..Baroness Ashton

Who? I hear you ask...

I'm not surprised, why its someone else who wasn't elected, was given the title as a thank you from 'Our Tony', and when one person from Ashton today was asked who Baroness Ashton was said, 'Is she one of the Ashtons who run the petrol station at the bottom of the hill'?

A former U.S. ambassador to the U.K., earlier today described Europe as an 'inconclusive state' and also said 'Europe is less than the sum of its parts'...

*gulps* we need an American to tell us this???!!

Once upon a time I remember being able to say (and quite smugly and disparagingly).. 'only in America'

Boy is it their turn now...'Only in Britain' *sigh*

Tell you what, whichever party offers to get G.B. out of this black morass gets my vote...

Any offers politicos?