[Morecambe Ex Pat]

You are an ungrateful lot, here is an ex Accy lad doing his best to keep us safe and you all take the rip! It would be a different matter if the same lot who designed my computer operating system were in charge.
I can see it now, the particles are rushing round this thing, like there is no tomorrow (not a particularly appropriate phrase but bear with me) suddenly a blue screen appears and states that there was an error - which may correct itself if you wait. Meanwhile, the particles continue to spin faster and faster until they reach their maximum velocity.

As this is pure theory, I will leave the next part of this chain story to someone else