Thread: Joke Of The Day
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Old 13-08-2004, 20:19   #741
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Re: Joke Of The Day

A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night asks his
mother, "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?"

The mother looks at her son and replies, "Son, this shows
the town that your bride is pure."

The son thanks his mom, and then seeks his father opinion,
"Dad, why are wedding dresses white?"

The father looks at his son in surprise and says, "Son, all
household appliances come in white."
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