[shillelagh]

Originally Posted by vera

Please let me know how you do it , as it has been a well kept secret for many years

Really Vera .. how old are you .. dont you know the tricks of the getting home when you are so drunk that you cant stand up ... surely you should know by now .. get well known to a taxi firm .. always use them .. their drivers know where you live .. and if you've tipped well in the past they'll ALWAYS make sure you get to the door safe ..... failing that .. you go out with someone on antibiotics .. they cant drink and make sure you get home!!!!