I went to the docs and told I was a bit constipated, he asked what I eat in a normal day, I Said well doc I have this uncontrollable urge to eat Snooker balls, I have a couple of reds and a black for breakfast, a blue pink and black for dinner, three reds a brown and a yellow for tea, and a couple of reds for supper, He said ah that's your problem your not getting enough greens
