[Alvin the chipmunk]

Too weedy to be a bouncer?

Too thick to be a copper?

THEN STEWARDING IS FOR YOU!!!

There was no need for the heavy handed brutality dished out by LUFC's stewards on Tuesday towards loyal and innocent fans. Stewards laughing at us on the car pak for being thrown out as well is also diabolical, and as Lee says, the "Can we just have a quiet word" or with me "Can I just check your ticket" is downright deceitful and disgusting. Even the police admitted they ar e a disgrace and only target the smaller clubs. As one copper said "The stewards are nowhere to be seen when it's Millwall, they leave it all to us."



The FA continue with this perverse drive to take football away from the working man, transform it into a middle class, cricket esque atmosphere!!!

"I say old chap, jolly good goal by Symes wasn't it. Hand me the cheese knife old boy."

What should have been the most glorious night in ASFC's recent history ruined by some shiny suited barbarians!!!