I've not had the best of days today, Blazey, but your post has just cheered me up. How do you manage to consistently write such unintentionally hilarious posts? They really should be published in Private Eye ("A Student Writes...."?) or perhaps as a successor to "Student Grant" in Viz.
If I didn't have to spread it around, I'd send you some more karma.
Just imagine...you actually sit in real pubs...and drink real pints...and complain about the same things that us 'umble folk do. How terribly, terribly proletariat.
Priceless...absolutely priceless.
