[Retlaw]

Originally Posted by katex

Oh aye lad,
I luvs thee pink,
Showing th'owd Co-op but wear's River Stink ?
River Stinks a gud aif mile off.
Not on this map .. ah'll be bownd,
Just Woodnook watters,
dahn Priestley Cluf.

Tha's wrong wi' Higham's Mill,
Bin called Woodnuck neah for many a wile.
Tha's fergiven tho .. 'cos .. I ..
Just luvs thi style. x

Id wur calls Iams mill wen a wur a lad,
owd Tum Iam wert gaffer,
ids bi calld allsuerts sin then, bud as am
owder than thee its Iams Mill.
Un dorned gi cheek tu the elders, or thal
gu across me knee an ged pasted wit slipper.
Like thy faythur shud a dun.

Retlaw.