[Morecambe Ex Pat]

Originally Posted by jaysay

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The old joke used to be Join the Army - feel a man looks like it is coming true.

Soldiers need to be tough, children need to be disciplined, nurses need to be caring, teachers need to be knowledegable, Police Officers need to be on the streets, streets need to be gritted when it is icy and anyone who thinks failure entitles them to a bonus should be slapped.

Let's here you all chanting
Morecambe Ex Pat for Prime Minister Ra Ra Ra