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Originally Posted by accyman
my friend is a flagstone layer and when at work one day an american tourist stopped to talk to him and said that in america they had a machine that could lay flagstones acurate to 1 millionth of a tenth acuracy to which my mate replied " thats no good to me i need to be spot on " 
in america bigger is better and it even goes to the extent of potatos been 4 x larger than UK grown pototoes but we dont need to grow them as big for our mouths  |
Reminds me of that Texan stood in the concourse at Heathrow Airport, he looks round and says here we are Heathrow airport, London, England, the arsehole of the world, just then a little cockney was walking past and said, passing through are we