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Originally Posted by accyman
i got to page 2 then got an itch in my left testicle , by page 3 the itch was so unbearable to i had to pause my reading while i looked for a appropiatly sized ferret to itch it with ,by page 4 the ferret had bitten off my left testicle and i was rushed to hospital where i tried my best to carry on reading on my PDA but due to the small text,watery eyes and the effect of morphine my reading ability was extreemly hampered and i gave up by page 6 but as a rough estimate i woudl say 6 pages took me 3 hours 22 mins but there were obvious interuptions to be taken into account.
yeah i know im talking bollocks but i didnt start it  |
Well done Accyman, you did make me chuckle
