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Old 11-02-2010, 09:00   #2
south aussie
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Re: never ben to bed with a pig , but woke up with plenty

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Originally Posted by steeljack View Post
apologies for stealing the words to an old country song , but , its your wedding night and you find out your new wife is as ugly as a pig , what do you do ......

Groom sues in-laws over ugly bride - Telegraph

before the femi-nazis jump all over me for being a sexist pig , I know there is a saying that there is someone for everyone somewhere , maybe the recently jailed mayor of Knott End mentioned in another thread might consider a religious conversion.
As Ms Palin said You put lipstick on a pig!

It,s still a pig!
The guy from Knott End would have been better off stealing a ski mask instead of a pair of knickers.
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