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Old 13-02-2010, 08:08   #6
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Re: never ben to bed with a pig , but woke up with plenty

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Originally Posted by steeljack View Post
apologies for stealing the words to an old country song , but , its your wedding night and you find out your new wife is as ugly as a pig , what do you do ......

Groom sues in-laws over ugly bride - Telegraph

before the femi-nazis jump all over me for being a sexist pig , I know there is a saying that there is someone for everyone somewhere , maybe the recently jailed mayor of Knott End mentioned in another thread might consider a religious conversion.
Sounds like a reasonable judgement from the court .... no hands lopped off, no lashes ... and probably a hell of a lot cheaper than a US or Canadian divorce (I had two; makes me an eggspurt) ...
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