It's all these new fangled percentages 54% means nothing to most of us, why can't they just say 27/50th's like in the days of the 3 R's.
Raping, Rogering & Ridiculing (my old school motto at Rushmore uppem)
Ah yes, memories, The smell of the The old school urinals that used to come from the gym teacher.
A rather stupid man that couldn't roll his r's
He'd stand on the touch line, (
now you know why it's called that), at 'rugger', shouting "Wah, Wah, Wushmore Top Wankers at Wushmore!".
He could never understand why he would get a belly laugh from the local oiks if we ever condescended to give them a game!
