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Originally Posted by accyman
caller - iv seen a suspicious fellow and i think hes a terrorist
operator - can you desribe him
caller - brown chap, black hair , funny little hat and wearing pajamas
operator- ok Mr Griffin this is the 1000th time you have called this week can you please give it a rest
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this idea is about as stupid as teh idea of putting microphones in lamposts because we all know terrorists choose to discuss terror plots in open spaces under a lampost.Terrorists dont tend to be open about what they are planning it kinda takes away the element of surprise so if anyone has this sort of information they are either involved or in a position where they shoudl ring teh police if they have any sense of right or wrong ,there is crime stoppers for anonnymous tip offs this line isnt needed its just a publicity reassurance stunt
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But think of the evil dog owners they'd catch, who let their Dogs wazz on lamp posts !!
Owner: Hurry up Rex its bloody cold out here !
PC LP: We've got a name Sarge !
Sarge: What ? who ?
PC LP : Rex Sarge, he said Rex !!
Sarge: Right, On yer toes son, all the Rexs in ACCY rounded up & down the nick sharpish lad, we'll teach these Yobs a lesson & don't forget the bag of Dog toffee too, we can clear another case off the books with that.
forgive my cynicism, but real Coppers to deal with real crimes please.