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DaveinGermany · 09-03-2010, 16:21

If we're having a page for Humour ;

A male Biology teacher at a private girls' school was taking a lesson when he asked,
" Miss Hodgson, can you please name the organ, which under appropriate circumstances, expands to 6 X its normal size & can you name the circumstances?"
a rather flustered & somewhat embarrassed Miss Hodgson replied,
" I find that a rather inappropriate question to ask & you may be assured I shall be informing my parents !" came the indignant reply.
not at all phased the teacher turned to another student & asked her the same question. To which Miss Upton replied,
"The pupil of the eye in dim light."
The teacher nodded assent & turned to Miss Hodgson again and said,
"I have three things to say Miss Hodgson 1 You have not done your homework ! 2 You have a filthy mind ! & 3 someday you will be faced with dreadful disappointment !"

09-03-2010, 16:21	#2
DaveinGermany a multieloquent Mule Xeno Tactic Champion! Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Back in Bramsche, Germany Posts: 9,023 Blog Entries: 76 Liked: 4664 times Rep Power: 905668	Re: The Pilot If we're having a page for Humour ; A male Biology teacher at a private girls' school was taking a lesson when he asked, " Miss Hodgson, can you please name the organ, which under appropriate circumstances, expands to 6 X its normal size & can you name the circumstances?" a rather flustered & somewhat embarrassed Miss Hodgson replied, " I find that a rather inappropriate question to ask & you may be assured I shall be informing my parents !" came the indignant reply. not at all phased the teacher turned to another student & asked her the same question. To which Miss Upton replied, "The pupil of the eye in dim light." The teacher nodded assent & turned to Miss Hodgson again and said, "I have three things to say Miss Hodgson 1 You have not done your homework ! 2 You have a filthy mind ! & 3 someday you will be faced with dreadful disappointment !"