Perhaps we could pitch this story to the BBC?
We could have Bill Oddie, and 'Katex' Humble in a hide at these meetings whispering into microphones about the latest bit of strutting that is going on from the Alpha Male of the chambers and the counter-measures of the Beta Male as he once again tries to gain mastery of the entire flock.
All we need now is a title.
Council Watch?
Tory Watch?
Carry on up his Chambers? (Ooeer Missus, No, stop messing about).
