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Old 17-03-2010, 00:57   #32
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Re: Funeral Music

1 - Coffin goes through the curtains.

2 - Corner of curtain is lifted by end of coffin re-entering crematorium.

3 - Coffin disappears.

4 - Repeat steps one and two in time to music, three times.

5 - Coffin retreats behind curtain.

6 - Coffin re-enters from behind curtain, and lid opens and closes in time to music five times.

7 - False leg flies up from opened coffin, giving perfect high kick.

8 - Coffin finally closes, and goes behind the closing curtain.

9 - Cue audience applause.

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