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Originally Posted by Tealeaf

If I recall correctly, his is the big grave on the right hand side as you enter the churchyard. Engraved on there is his age at death - 44 years. So eating his greens didn't exactly do him much good, did it?

'The society’s first president was James Simpson, a Lancashire industrialist.'

No he probably died at the hands of his workers when he tried to put a stop to the morning bacon buttie break!

Good God Man, call yourself a purveyor of bacon sarnies?
A bacon butt' must never, ever, be cut into triangles,
it should always be in the form of a darned good doorstop!