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Old 19-03-2010, 13:54   #190
Wynonie Harris
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Re: Conservative candidate named.

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Originally Posted by Tealeaf View Post
In honour of Ms Buckley, I've wrote a poem:

There was a young lady from the Fylde
Whose views were exceedingly wild
In her quest for political glories
She was adopted by the local Tories
But not all of them were very happy
Including Britcliffe, an Oswaldtwistle Chappie
Now it looks like the winner will be Jones
And already we hear the opposition groans
As he is certain to take the seat
And his victory will be complete
So the lady will return to the coast
And the Tories will just be toast.

Good, innit! I think I should have been the poet laureate.
William McGonagall, eat your heart out!
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