[Tealeaf]

One cannot help but notice from the pictures in the Mail article, just how scruffy and overgrown some of these Cambridge gardens are. It would seem to me therefore, that a simple solution is at hand both to enhance these gardens and to rid them of their dubious trespassers.

Most reasonably sized garden centres will stock a variety of implements to assist in tidying up your garden. Foremost among these tools is the flame thrower (for the use of clearing weeds) and the machete for clearing more dense undergrowth. For those unfortunate residents who have this vermin in their gardens, the answer is to go down the local garden centre, purchase a number of the said items, and then (maybe with the assistance of the lads from the local pub after closing time,) have a midnight burn and chop party in their garden. I'm quite sure that should any unfortunate accident occur, the local cops would be powerless to act, because of course, it would have arisen from a perfectly legal activity occuring on private property.