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Originally Posted by Ken Moss

A nice bit of investigative journalism going on here. If you had bothered to check your facts you would find I was suffering from Beardus Elongata at the time and the only known palliative was Special Brew.

This thread is typical of the gutter press we prospective candidates can expect these days in simply trying to serve our country.

All together now, Children...

Oh, no it isn't!

Sorry what was that? I can't hear you.

Oh, no it isn't!

Now, Now, Kiddies if you want a free orange and a black eye from the boiled sweets I'll throw, this time with Gusto!

Oh, no it isn't!

You see, Politics is only a good old fashioned farce, what our readers expect and get is the traditional British,

Pantomime!

Now where is that naughty, thigh, slapping rindy? I must get him to shave, the fourth pair of tights he's gone through and he's not even wearing any!