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Originally Posted by shillelagh
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JFK apparently beat Nixon in 1960, because he shaved, just prior to going head to head in a televised debate, and therefore looked less swarthy, and more trustworthy to the viewing electorate.
If our candidates do face each other on the hustings, it might mean a quick trip to the smallest room for them all, armed with a Lady Shave and a Mach 3's, just before the fun and games begin.
Perhaps the Mayoress can signal the start of proceedings by dropping a silk scarf...after first running it up and down the legs and/or jaws of the candidates.
