I'd like to know the grounds that shadow Home Secretary Chris Grayling, would support, for refusing accommodation to gay people.
Have these Tory B & B owners received special training in spotting them, so their premises remain unsullied?
- You might 'say' you're two sisters, here for your nephew's wedding, but I really know why you want my back twin room. Queen Victoria might not have believed your lot existed, but I've seen your disgusting and perverted girl on girl films. Out!
-Come on Mary Ann, who you kidding? You're not a travelling petroleum salesman. I saw that John Barryman sings show tunes CD in your car. You're a raving homo, and you can clear off my property now. Out!
-Calling yourself 'Sister Wendy', and dressing up like a nun, doesn't fool me. A normal lady wouldn't wear such sensible, mannish shoes, with no visible heel. Clear off you dirty dyke. Out!
-A wash bag with aftershave balm? Get your pampered, effete cosmetics back in your car Nancy boy, and leave now. Out!