[DaveinGermany]

Originally Posted by Retlaw

Ids nod my fault tha wurn'd born in Gods County.

Av bin towd us ids easier fur a Lanky tu learn tu speek kraut than id is fur other folk.

Retlaw.

In actual fact I was, but to the far West of Lancashire in a little Port Town known locally as "Da Pool", back in the mists of time before it got removed from Lancashire & for some reason became part of the "County" known as Merseyside.