A Yorkshire man, a sheep, and an alsatian were survivors of a terrible
shipwreck. They found themselves stranded on a desert island. After
being
there a while, they got into the habit of going to the beach every
evening to watch the sun go down.
One particular evening, the sky was red with beautiful cirrus clouds,
the
breeze was warm and gentle; a perfect night for romance. As they sat
there, the sheep started looking better and better to the Yorkshire man.
Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. But the
dog
got jealous, growling fiercely until the chap took his arm from around
the sheep.
After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together,
but
there was no more cuddling. A few weeks passed by, and lo and behold,
there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was a beautiful young
woman, the most beautiful woman the man had ever seen. She was in a
pretty
bad way when they rescued her, so they slowly nursed her back to
health.
When the young maiden was well enough, they introduced her to their
evening beach ritual.
It was another beautiful evening: red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and
gentle breeze; perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the
Yorkshire man
started to get "those feelings" again. He fought them as long as he
could,
but he finally gave in and leaned over to the young woman, cautiously,
and
whispered in her ear... "Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?"
