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martin01 · 18-04-2010, 14:27

LATEST NEWS!
it's been reported that whist all other airlines are grounded for an indeterminate time, SwissAir, in conjunction with the Swiss Euthanasia Clinic, are offering free one way tickets to the Icelandic Volcano epicentre.
It's expected that President Magabe will pilot the plane and the general public are asked to nominate his co-pilot and their 5 cabin crew.
As an extra incentive Chef Blumenthal is preparing char grilled termite en croute, amongst other delicacies, for the outward journey.
The public are asked to be sensible about their very important choices.

18-04-2010, 14:27	#85
martin01 Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: London Posts: 678 Blog Entries: 1 Liked: 2 times Rep Power: 410	Re: Volcanic ash cloud on its way LATEST NEWS! it's been reported that whist all other airlines are grounded for an indeterminate time, SwissAir, in conjunction with the Swiss Euthanasia Clinic, are offering free one way tickets to the Icelandic Volcano epicentre. It's expected that President Magabe will pilot the plane and the general public are asked to nominate his co-pilot and their 5 cabin crew. As an extra incentive Chef Blumenthal is preparing char grilled termite en croute, amongst other delicacies, for the outward journey. The public are asked to be sensible about their very important choices.