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A new system in ossy taken from the Germans and with help and advice of expats the world over and Accy, ( big drum roll,trumpets etc..)

1 Instead of a bar code for the Bin all people putting any thing in the Bin will require a bar code to placed on the forehead of every person who will use the bin. This will dissuade the casual user therefore allowing more space in the Bin for rubbish.
2 All persons in your family who will require the bar code can go down to the council offices, ODOR,Office of Department of Rubbish who will affix the aformentioned Bar code. This is a free service given by your council.
3 A list of all the people who will use your Bin will be kept at the office by an officer of the office of department of rubbish, this officer will track your rubbish. Obviously this is a new position in ODOR and will have to be paid for from a small increase in Council Tax.
4 White bags will be provided for paper products ( white = paper )
5 Red bags will be provided for glass products (red = glass+cut )
6 Blue bags will be provided for can and tins ( blue= metal)
7 Brown bags will be provided for dog excrement ( brown= s* you get the idea)
8 All these bags will be provided by the council if you call on a wed between 7am and 7 05am or between 11 01am 11 02 am obviously this will have to be paid for by a small increase in council tax.
9 To ensure you use your bags and bins for the right products we are going to create a new position checker of bins bags enviormental rubbish or (COBBER) This poition will be paid for by a small increase in council tax.
And finally remember HBC is working for you.