A direct quote, taken from Logan's latest election leaflet, which was delivered yesterday, with a whole load of other unwanted flyers, for takeaways etc.
'Save our Children from schools that teach students they're MERELY hairless apes out of a Big Bang en route to a hopeless Black Hole and are then amazed when they behave like it.'
At the side of this text is a lovely photograph of Logan, with what looks suspicously like gel in his hair.
Hopefully are schools are teaching that punctuation sometimes makes sense of gibberish.
