29-04-2010, 09:32
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Resting in Peace
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Re: Well, That Is Annoying.
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Originally Posted by Less
I'm working logically towards a short list.
The guilty party is:-
- Taller than me, (90%) of the population over the age of 10).
- Fitter than me, (95% of the population over the age of 3).
- Interested in weight lifting, no-one without transport would want to carry it very far, I had just watered it.
- Optimistic, all that was showing were a few green seedlings, what a shame when it matures and they find I have a fetish for nettles.
- Brain dead, no logic in stealing such a low valued item.
I was thinking of furthering my inquiries and attempting to pose as a fence for this type of thing, but then realised I might encourage others to become professionals in this type of criminal activity.
Oh, and have applied for membership of the 'green' party, they may have a subversive action group that wanted to set my basket free, (I can just imagine it now frolicking over the Coppice).
Further inquiries of various types that can't be revealed at this moment are on going.
I have also been informed that it could be someone with 'green fingers', that wanted to give it a better home they could have rescued it so I'm getting strange looks now as I go around shaking the hands of strangers just to see if their digits are a shade towards chartreuse.

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I would suggest you PM MargaretR, Less, after all she's Accy Webs resident expert on little green men 
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