[MargaretR]

Reasons to ditch your husband -

1. If you are fortunate enough to have got one who brings you early morning tea - a teasmade will do it just as well

2. You can fart in bed without apologising to anyone.

3. The toilet seat is always down.

4. You have sole use of the TV remote control.

5. You never need to watch Sky Sports ever again.

6. What you eat is not dictated by his peculiar tastes.

7. the duvet is all yours

These are my own compilation based on life experience