Feeling a bit hungry so I thought it was cheese on toast time.
Toast in toaster,
Slice cheese - note: I just learnt that you can't use a cheese slicer I found in the drawer on Lancashire cheese, it just falls to bits more than usual.
Cheese on toast. Oh and Lancashire cheese is naff for cheese on toast but it was open so I used it anyway.
Stick in microwave and remove before cheese escapes toast and end up all over the plate.
Simples
So the question is, am I a lazy cheese on toast maker or not?