'In an old council house along burns way in great harwood,there was once a report of five shadowy figures emerging from a fireplace.The figures,each ninety centimeters tall,crossed the bedroom of the home until they reached another dark figure that was wearing a crown and sitting in a chair before crossing the room again and re-entering the fireplace.'
That'll be the crowning of Arrod's best dressed dwarf competition, which the Observer runs annually.
