This is a real groaner....
Two ants are playing a fast game of tennis in a saucer. After the game they sit on the edge of the saucer towelling themselves off and one ant turns around and says: "Mate, you'll have to improve your game for tomorrow."
The other ant asks: "Why?"
The first ant replies: "We're playing in the cup tomorrow."
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