[Margaret Pilkington]

Yeah, but come on Cashy, one backside looks much like another one...in children anyway.

It reminds me of a story about an oxford Don who caught some female students sunbathing in the nip on the banks of the river.
The girls hurriedly tried to cover up their boobs and their 'front bottoms'(a polite euphemism seeing as it is Sunday).......he remonstrated them with the comment that the way he recognised people was by looking at their face.

It didn't stop the students from blushing though. This was in the forties...todays young ladies wouldn't bat an eyelid methinks.