Come on, Mancie, what's up with you? You're a shadow of your former self, lad!
What about something on the lines of...We are now witnessing the final death throes of the capitalist, imperialist military-industrial complex, as its bourgeois henchmen and lickspittle collaborators seek to enslave the noble proletariat, extinguishing the spirit of egalitarianism that burns brightly in the hearts of the working classes. Comrades! Now is the time to man the barricades and storm the citadels of the evil money barons, seizing the means of production and establishing a socialist paradise in the true spirit of Marx, Lenin and Engels blah blah…
You, know, the sort of thing. Come on Mancie, give us a rant!
