All this talk of thunder and lightning reminds me of that joke. God sends for Thor the god of thunder, and says to him Thor you've been very good to those people on Earth I think you deserve a reward, get down to the stores and get some modern clothes and go down to earth and have a night out. So off goes Thor gets some togs and off he goes to earth and lands in Accrington Town Centre, he pops into this pub, starts chatting to a lovely young blond, walks her home, on thing leads to another and he ends up make love to this girl 50 times. The morning after God sends for Thor to ask how hiS night out went, so he tells him about the young lady and them making love 50 times. Well God goes made, you fool, Thor you've ruined that girls life, she doesn't know your supper human and will expect that performance from everyman she meets, get back down there tomorrow and explain to that young lady. So off Thor goes, into the same pub and sees the girl, he goes up to her and say, look about last night, I have to explain, I'm Thor, YOUR THOR, YOUR BLOODY THOR
