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Eric · 30-06-2010, 19:28

A Canadian hockey fan goes to heaven. After getting over the surprise of being let in, he takes a guided tour. St. Peter shows him all the fun stuff available, and finally comes to an immense hockey arena. Inside, the local team, Heaven, are practising for an encounter with Hell, which will take place that night. Heaven's team, dressed in jerseys with an "H" surmounted by a halo, are skating around the rink. Over in the corner, however, is this one player, skating on his own and wearing a sweater with the letters "WG" on it. "Who's that guy in the corner" asks the Canuck?

"Oh," said St. Peter, "that's God. He thinks he's Wayne Gretzky."

30-06-2010, 19:28	#1434
Eric God Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Kingston, Ontario, Canada Posts: 9,290 Liked: 2347 times Rep Power: 58528	Re: Joke Of The Day A Canadian hockey fan goes to heaven. After getting over the surprise of being let in, he takes a guided tour. St. Peter shows him all the fun stuff available, and finally comes to an immense hockey arena. Inside, the local team, Heaven, are practising for an encounter with Hell, which will take place that night. Heaven's team, dressed in jerseys with an "H" surmounted by a halo, are skating around the rink. Over in the corner, however, is this one player, skating on his own and wearing a sweater with the letters "WG" on it. "Who's that guy in the corner" asks the Canuck? "Oh," said St. Peter, "that's God. He thinks he's Wayne Gretzky."