08-09-2004, 21:00
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Filthy / Gorgeous
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Re: Joke Of The Day
The Christmas Present.....
A young man called Ron wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's
Christmas present. As they had not been dating for very long, after careful
consideration, he decided that a pair of gloves would strike the right note;
not too romantic and not too personal.
Accompanied by his sweetheart's sister he went to Harrods and bought a
dainty pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for
herself at the same time.
During the wrapping the shop assistant mixed up the two items and the sister
got the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the
contents the young man sealed the package and sent it to his sweetheart with
the following note:
Dear Sasha,
I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any
when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your sister I would
have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears short ones that
are easier to remove. These are a delicate shade but the lady I bought them
from showed me the pair that she had been wearing for the past three weeks
and they were hardly soiled at all. I had her try yours on for me and she
looked really smart in them even though they were a little tight on her. She
also said that her pair rubs her ring which helps keep it clean and shiny,
in fact she had not needed to wash it since she had begun wearing them. I
wish I was there to put them on for you for the first time, as no doubt many
other hands will touch them before I have a chance to see you again.
When you take them off remember to blow into them before putting them away
as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Just think how many
times my lips will kiss them during the coming year. I hope that you will
wear them for me on Friday night.
All my love.
Ron.
PS: The latest style is to wear them folded down and a little fur showing.
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