[yonmon]

Originally Posted by BedsRed

Let me guess the dons answers:1) If you wish for something hard enough, it may happen.
2) we tried OXO. They said they sid beef stock, chicken stock and vegetable stock. There's no room for laughing stock.
3) it will be done next week
4) that depends on Ilyas. I haven't got it.
5) next week
6) no. The fact that I'm a numptie and that the promised contracts for the management team haven't been done yet might, however
7) i'm still buying the scratchcards
8) it's still being typed. Presumably by steven hawking.
9) look, if I told you te truth you'd know just what your dealing with. Trust me, you don't want that.
10) we'll send the begging bowl out again. Perhaps there's some left from the old campaign
11) has anyone got ilyas' number?

I'm not sure I want answers any more. Thinglking that the chairman is out if his depth is possibly better than the alternative.

To be honest, bdc's questions are the right ones. Don't hold your breath waiting for any answers, though...

Curiously enough Cashy came to the same conclusion,
however as you can read his was a rather more succinct answer !!....