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Originally Posted by DaveinGermany
That has got issues all over it  |
Can see the headline now;
Panic At The Mela!!!
"Chaos broke out a the Mela today at Oakhill Park as children were frightened after having their faces painted. This was nothing to do with what was painted on their faces, but the fashion tips being handed out by a gentleman in flower power pyjama's. The children were so shocked at his tips that they were running around in shock. One parent when asked why it had started replied " The gentleman was giving advice on how to dress sixties style and this paniced my son as he belived he would have to dress like his great granfather did in those days. It was too much for him to bear and could need counciling to help him recover." The gentleman in question would only say that; " those were the best days there have ever been." He was last seen heading in the direction of a research centre after being sacked as a fashion advisor.