[shillelagh]

the battenberg is made out of household bricks ... now could you imagine come a saturday night and the government of the day has made another cut .. you dont agree with it .. you could swipe a couple of bricks from there and wander down the road ... it'd be easier than walking from home with them in your pockets ....

a cash machine which every time its used announces to the whole square that its being used by playing organ music ... yeah right ... muggers paradise!!!

can you imagine how much you'd get for weighing in all them charms at the local scrapyard?

so its down to the blue cockerel, britain and the boy on his rocking horse ....

boy on his rocking horse ... can you imagine having to brasso that every week to keep it shining like that ....

a blue cockerel in trafalgar square ... does that really go with everything else there ...

so its down to britain .... what happens if scotland goes independent ...